Weird Al Yankovic

 

Weird Al Yankovic

Permanent Record

Permanent Record
 

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Weird Al Yankovic

Spam

Spam in the place where I live! (ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what’s inside it now (oh boy)
Spam in my luchbox at work! (it’s the best)
Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it at all...

If you’re running low, go to the store...
Carry some money, to help you buy more!
The tab is there to open the can -
The can is there to hold in the spam!

Oh, spam on the table at home! (ham and pork)
Think about selection, are there different flavors now (let’s eat)
Spam in my office at work! (it’s the best)
Think about the stuff it’s made from, wonder if it’s mystery meat...

If you need a spoon, keep one around
Carry a thermos to help wash it down!
Now, if there’s some left, don’t just throw it out...
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout! now...

Spam in my pantry at home! (have some more)
Think of expiration, better read the label... (oh boy)
Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch! (it’s the best)
Think about how it’s been precooked, wonder if I’ll just eat it cold

Now, once you start in, you can’t put it down...
Don’t leave it sitting or it’ll turn brown!
The key is going to open the tin -
The tin is there to keep the spam in!

Oh, spam! (spam!)
Ham and pork
Think about nutrition, wonder what’s inside it now (oh boy)
Spam! (spam!)
It’s the best
Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it...

Spam in the place where I live! (have some more)
Think about addiction, wonder if I’m a junkie now... (let’s eat)
Spam in the place where I work! (you’re obsessed)
Think about the way it’s processed, wonder if it’s some kind of meat

Spam in the back of my car! (ham and pork)
Spam any place that you are! (ham and pork)
The tab is there to open the can! (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)
The can is there to hold in the spam! (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)
::falls to knees, leans back and yells::
SSPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMM!!!!!

 

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Album: Permanent Record
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Label: Scotti Bros.
Rating: 5.0


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Album: The Food Album
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Label: Scotti Bros.
Rating: 4.5


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