Ugly Kid Joe

Whiplash Liquor

Suburban White Alcoholic Trash
We Ain't Glam And We Ain't Trash
We're Victims Of A Society
That Fucks With Me About Sobriety

They Say Don't Drink This And Don't Drink That
'cause It Does A Little More Than Just Make You Fat
It's A Serious Disease That You Learn About In School
And If Your Dad's An Alcoholic You'll Be One Too

Mom And Dad Don't Have A Clue
The One-fifty-one Is Now Eighty Proof
And All The Times I Borrowed The Car
Not As A Ride But As A Shitface Bar

Fuck Yeah! I Got The Venom In My Veins
God Damn! This Shit Is Drivin' Me Insane
Boo Ya! I Ain't Ever Gonna Be The Same
Whiplash Liquor, Sure Is Quicker
Makes You Sicker, It's The Best!

Weekend Comes And My Parents Are Gone
It's Time To Party Once I Mow The Lawn
Havin' Fun Ain't That A Fact
It's Rock 'n' Roll In The Cul-de-sac!

Invite Everyone And Your Neighbors Too
It's Gonna Be A Whacked Out Rock 'n' Roll Zoo
But Don't Be Blabbin' It Around My Mother
But Invite Everyone And Your Skate Rat Brother

Fuck Yeah! I Got The Venom In My Veins
God Damn! This Shit Is Drivin' Me Insane
Boo Ya! I Ain't Ever Gonna Be The Same
Whiplash Liquor, Sure Is Quicker
Makes You Sicker, It's The Best!