Rocky Horror Picture Show

Sweet Transvestite

Frank-N-Furter: How d'you do
I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He throught you were the candy man
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania

Let me show you around or maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

Brad: I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry
We'll just say where we are and go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry

Frank-N-Furter: Well, you got caught with a flat
Well, how 'bout that!
Well, babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night
It'll all seem all right
I'll get you a satanic mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania

Frank-N-Furter: Why don't you stay for the night
Riff-Raff,Magenta,Columbia: . Night
Frank-N-Furter: Or maybe a bite
Riff-Raff,Magenta,Columbia: Bite

Frank-N-Furter: I could show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a man with blonde hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my... tension!
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania

So, come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici... pation
But maybe the rain is really to blame
So I'll remove the cause...
But not the symptom!