Rocky Horror Picture Show

Planet Schmanet Janet

Frank: I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
Your apple pie don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss

I've laid the seed
It should be all you need
You're as sensual as a pencil
Wound up like an E or first string
When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?

You've got a block, well take my advice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
The transducer will seduce yah

Janet: My feet! I can't move my feet!

Dr. Scott: My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels!

Brad: It's as if we're glued to the spot!

Frank: You are, so quake with fear you tiny fools!

Janet: We're trapped!

Frank: It's something you'll get used to
A mental mind-fuck can be nice

Dr. Scott: You wan't find earth people quite the easy mark
you imagine. this sonic transducer, it is I suppose, some kind
of audio-vibratory, physio-molecular transport device

Brad: You mean...

Dr. Scott: Yes, Brad! It's something we ourselves have been
working an for quite time, but it seems our friend here has
found a means of perfecting it. A device which is capable of
breaking down solid matter and then projecting it through
space, and - who knows - perhaps even time itself!

Janet: You mean he's going to send us to another planet?

Frank: Planet, schmanet, Janet!
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
You'd better wise up, build your thinghs up
You'd better wise up

Criminologist: . And then she cries out

Janet: Sto-o-o-o-p!

Frank: Don't get hot and flustered, use a bit of mustard

Brad: You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her,
Frankfurter
Dr. Scott: You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her,
Frankfurter
Janet:: You're a hot dog!