Rocky Horror Picture Show

Eddie

Dr. Scott: From the day he was born
He was trouble
He was the thorn in his mother's side
She tried in vain...,

Criminologist: . But he never caused her nothing but shame

Dr. Scott: He left home the day she died
From the day she was gone all he wanted
Was rock'n'roll, porn, and a motorbike
Shooting up junk

Criminologist: He was a low-down cheap little punk!

Dr. Scott: Taking everyone for a ride

Cast: When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You know he was a no-good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switchblade knife

Frank: What a guy!

Janet: Makes you cry

Dr. Scott: And I did

Columbia: Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said hey listen to me
Stay sane inside insanity
But he locked the door and threw away the key

Dr. Scott: But he must have been drawn into something
Making him warn me in a note which reads

Brad & Janet: What's it say? What's it say?

Eddie: I'm out of my head
Oh, hurry or I may be dead
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds

Cast: When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You know he was a no-good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switchblade knife

Frank: What a guy!

Janet: Makes you cry

Dr. Scott: And I did
Frank: What a guy!

Janet: Makes you cry

Dr. Scott: And I did