Eminem

Square Dance

Intro:
People!! It feels so good to be back. Ladies and Gentleman, introducing the new and improved you know who

Verse 1:
Never been the type to bend and budge, the wrong button to push, no friend of Bush
I'm the centerpiece, you're a Maltese. I'm a pitbull off his leash, all this peace talk can cease
All these people I had to leave in limbo, I'm back now, I've come to release this info
I'll be brief and let me just keep shit simple, can-a-bitch don't want no beef with Slim? Noooo!
Not even on my radar, so won't you please jump off my dick, lay off and stay off
And follow me as I put these crayons to chaos from seance to seance, aw-a-aw-ch-a-aw'

Chorus 2x:
Y'all C'mon now, let's all get on down, let's do-si-do now, we gon' have a good ol' time
Don't be scared, cus there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout, let your hair down, and square dance with me!

Verse 2:
Let your hair down to the track, yeah kick on back. Boo! The boogie monster of rap, yeah the man's back
With a plan to ambush this Bush administration, mush the Senate's face in and push this generation
Of kids to stand ans fight for the right to say something you might not like, this white hot light
That I'm under, no wonder I look so sunburnt, oh no I won't leave no stone unturned
Oh no I won't leave, won't go nowhere, do-si-do, oh, yo, ho, hello three
Oh yeah don't think I won't go three, go to Beirutand do a show there
Yah you laugh till your muthafuckin ass gets drafted, while you're at band camp Thinkin' the crap can't happen
Till you fuck around, get an anthrax napkin, inside a package wrapped in saran wrap wrapping
Open the plastic and then you stand back gasping, fuckin' assassins hijackin' amtracks crashin'
All these terror American demands action, next thing you know you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin'
To join the army or w'hat you'll do for their navy. You just a baby, gettin' recruited at eighteen
You're on a plane now, eatin' their food and their baked beans. I'm twentyeight, they gon take you 'fore they take me
Crazy insane or insane crazy? When I say Hussein, you said Shady
My views ain't changed still in inhumane, wait, arraigned two days late, the date's today, hang me!

Chorus 2x

Verse 3: Nothin' moves me more than a groove that soothes me, nothin' soothes me more than a groove that boots me
Nothin' boots me more, or suits me beatifully there's nothin' you can do to me, stab me shoot me
Psychotic, hypnotic product I got the antibiotic, ain't nobody hotter and say so on
And yada yada, got I talk alotta of hem de lay la la la, oochie walla um da dah da dah da but you gotta gotta
Keep movin', there's more music to make, keep makin' new shit, produce hits to break
The monotony, what's gotten into me? Drugs, rock, and Hennesey, thug like I'm 'Pac on my enemies
On your knees, got to under siege, somebody you wouldgive a lung to be
Hun-ga-ry, like a fuckin' younger me, fuck the fee, I can get you jumped for free
Yah buddy, laugh it's funny, I have the money to have you killed by somebody who has nothing
I'm past bluffing, pass the K-Y, let's get ready for some intense, serious ass fucking!

Chorus 2x

Outro:
Dr. Dre , wants to square dance with me Nasty Nas, wants to square dance with me X to the Z, wants to square dance with me Busta Rhymes, wants to square dance with me Cana-bitch, won't square dance with me Fan-a-bitch, won't square dance with me Canada-bis, don't want no parts of me dirty dozen, wants to square dance with you ------- Yee-Haw!!!