.....WTF is this half-baked porn star doing?

She is not a singer, and calling her a 'diva' is straightup laughable. Wow! This is so amazing! You get to see J. Lo or Jenny or Lopez or WHATF***INGEVER acting like a skank, rubbing herself, getting wet, jiggling her hippo [...], taking off her clothes and rolling around in the following locations: in a house, at the beach, in the ghetto, through an internet camera, in a hospital, in the snow, in some Mexican prarie, and well another ghetto, then another ghetto, then another beach, then more of her spanking and rubbing and rolling around. That's pretty much the whole DVD. It's nice to jack off to if you're a disgusting old [...], and that's about it. The sex crap starts out mildly stimulating, then it gets funny, then it gets tiring, then it gets annoying, and then it just gets gross. Jenny From The Block is the most sexual video there. WTF is up with that scene where she yanks her shirt up and pulls down her jeans a bit? That seems like a rather masculine pose to me. And eeeew, she's starting to get a six-pack. Any and all substance is lost in every single one of these videos, thanks to J. Lo's whoreishness. It really makes you wonder...what would she be without her body? Nothing. I could picture you solicitating on a street corner, Jen. Try that out; you're better-suited to that life.

AMAZON TOP DIVA NEWS!

1. Jennifer Lopez - New Single "Get Back". Promos ship in December. Expect an early 2005 Commercial Release.

Her Latest: Jennifer Lopez - The Reel Me

2. Amber - Voodoo. Currently being Remixed for a Commercial release in 2005. Her current "You Move Me" is #1 at XM Radio and available as a Maxi-Single and on her "My Kind of World" CD.

Her Latest Releases:

You Move Me - Maxi Single

My Kind of World Full Length Studio CD

(contains "You Move Me", the forthcoming "Voodoo", the Pat Benataresque "Just Like That", and the Whitney Houston meets Pat Benatar Power Ballad "Sacrificial Lamb" plus "City of Pain" and "Private War")

Undanced - Rare and UnReleased Remixes of Her Greatest Hits (avail at www.Amber-MCC.com)



3. CHER's next CD due in 2005 will see her re-invent herself once again. She'll leave Dance behind and go for a more Rock-oriented sound. Fan websites are reporting that she is covering U2's "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For".

Her Latest: CHER - Best of



4. Madonna's Official Website reports that she is working on her New CD and a New Sound. Stay Tuned.

Her Latest: Remade & Remixed



5. Taylor Dayne is in the studio with Rodney Jerkins (Whitney Houston, CHER, Beyonce, Destiny's Child, Toni Braxton) trying for a "comeback" hit.

Her Latest: "How Many" Maxi Single



6. Kylie Minogue's Ultimate Kylie contains 2 big Dance Hits for 2005: the current "I Believe in You" and the forthcoming Single "Giving You Up".

Her Latest: Kylie Minogue - Ultimate Kylie



7. Anastacia's still trying for her breakthrough Mainstream hit in North America. Her 4th release from her latest CD will be "Heavy on My Heart".

Her Latest: Anastacia - Self Titled



8. Donna Summer. It is rumoured that the long awaited new studio CD will arrive in 2005. Fans of Sex & the City got a sneak peak of the new material during that show's last season when Donna's unreleased "I Got Your Love" was featured in a Club Scene.

Her Latest: The Journey: Greatest Hits

Excellent DVD with one minor flaw...

Since I finally started getting into Ms. Lopez's music, I realized that I couldn't own her albums without owning her videos.



I had known that she'd put out a collection of them (all 16) entitled "The Reel Me" & immediately purchased it on sale at Target for $9.99. For the most part this is an excellent tour de force of Jennifer's videos. Her videos, like her music, are mainstream but carry a touch of creativity that make them stand out in the bland world of music videos today. There is a commentary/interview like break between every video with MTV's VJ-of-the-moment Sway & Jennifer herself. Her commentary on each video actually not only gives you insight to her as an artist (she is actually) but also gives you a totally different look at her; almost intimate.



A CD EP featuring all of the singles from her then most recent album, 2002's "This is Me...Then", are in a remixed form. Most of the remixes are very dancey, so if you have become burned out on Jennifer's more "hip-hop" remix & are looking for a return to her 'dance' form...this EP is for you. Only the tacky & almost criminal R.Kelly remake of the lovely "Baby I Love You" is the only remix travesty here. A full color booklet with different pictures from single covers & photo shoots for each single is included.



My only gripe with this collection is the omission of the original version of "Waiting For Tonight"...Jennifer instead chose to only include the Hex Hector version, which to me strips the video & song down to a faceless form.



Beyond that, this is the perfect DVD to get a good look into Jennifer, & her awesome span of 16 videos.